ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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