There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Can I color on your dick again?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
