Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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