google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i would one night stand the shit outta him
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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