Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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