Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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