yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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