no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
is it fun? or sober?
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