Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
