weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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