He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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