he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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