She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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