You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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