your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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