Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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