Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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