You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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