i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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