Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
that is very illegal...i love you.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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