I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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