turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You pole danced in your parka.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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