: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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