Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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