I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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