My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Randomize
