How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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