i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Randomize
