I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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