Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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