He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
