at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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