its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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