the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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