Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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