i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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