Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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