So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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