So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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