I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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