Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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