Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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