I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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