Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Pants are for mortals
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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