How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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