I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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