ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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