i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Randomize
