you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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