Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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